i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
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Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
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Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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