how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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