Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Plan B is the new Plan A
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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