There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Randomize
