Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I yelled at your uterus for you.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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