It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I skipped work to stalk him.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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