YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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