He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
you told grandpa to call you daddy
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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