oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
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I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
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At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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