How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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