is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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