i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
