im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
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