I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Randomize
