I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Even my vagina gasped.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
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You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
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I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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