using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
