He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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