so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
operation harelip BJ is a go
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
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We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
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