i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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