Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I just want nice things and good sex
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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