I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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