Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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