Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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