Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
