best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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