No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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