that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
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I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
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So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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