I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
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Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Someone shattered a urinal.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
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facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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