U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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