Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
dude i'm inner monologue high
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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