In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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