He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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