Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
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So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
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Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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