you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
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just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
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also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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