Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
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Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
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