Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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