Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
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Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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