She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
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My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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