PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I have feelings that need drinking.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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