he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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