But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
What drink are we having for lunch?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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