idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
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this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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