we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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