carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
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I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
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PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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