dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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