K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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