There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
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I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
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First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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