We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Why can't burritos get me drunk
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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