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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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