Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
