I'm pants shitting drunk right now
honey bunches of taint.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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