just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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