So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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