guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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