He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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