: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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